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Houston Quilt Festival

November 2, 2009

Disclaimer: I have never made a quilt, nor am I ever likely to.  (Unless you count the blanket I made a few years ago out of denim squares cut from old jeans.)  But thanks to the wonderful folks at Quilting Arts/Cloth Paper Scissors, Quilt Fest is so much more than just quilts!  They feature an ATC trade, lots of fun mixed-media classes (that you can only get into via lottery) and various artists working right there on the show floor so you can watch them do their artful magic. 

As this was the festival’s 35th year, we were encouraged to make 35 ATCs.  I went back to the “ATC wall” several times throughout my four-day stay, often running into the same people over and over again.  I ”explained” ATCs to at least 30 curious people in the process, and many of them expressed interest in trying them and excitement at the idea of trading.  Maybe we’ll see some of those “converts” at next year’s show.  :)

atc wall

This is a view of downtown Houston from inside the convention center.  The weather was beautiful, and a nice breeze made the city, state and country flags look their best.

view outside

The first class I took was making an embellished tote bag with elinor peace bailey.  You’ve probably seen some of her work in various magazines; she is a wonderfully gifted and prolific artist.   The first thing I saw when I arrived in her classroom was an array of colorful dolls and bags.  This particular one I think conveys all the excitement of being at Quilt Fest!

thrilled doll

And these could represent the happy students in her class:

happy dolls

elinor herself is as colorful and interesting as her dolls.  She is also one of the kindest and most patient teachers you will ever meet.  She started the class with an inspiring speech about taking risks in our art and not worrying about what others think.  I adored her!

eleanor

The length of embellished fabric she’s holding will soon be turned into a bag.  She described the bag construction as a simple no-brainer, what we were to concentrate on was creating a beautiful piece by drawing, painting, embellishing and combining fabrics.  She demonstrated drawing a face and many people did faces, but she said it didn’t matter what we drew.  I decided to draw a bird.  I thought it looked too much like a chicken, so I wasn’t that pleased with it, but I knew a face wouldn’t turn out that much better, so I went with it.  I got to try watercolor pastels for the first time and just loved them.  (Guess what my next Michael’s coupon will be used for!)  I used the pastels to color my bird and outlined his features with a Sharpie.  I had a little trouble constructing the bag, as the sewing machine didn’t like the many layers I was trying to force through it, but I plowed on and was able to finish in the class.

bird bag

front

bird bag back

back

In another class, we made “no ordinary journal” with Madeline Arendt.  We covered a comp book with fabric and used various embellishments to decorate it.  My favorite bit is the vintage spool of thread acting as a closure.

fabric comp

The two other  formal classes I took were “Mixed Media Miscellany” 1 and 2, in which approximately 15-20 teachers sat in a large room demonstrating different techniques and/or projects, and you walked around at will, sitting in on whichever you found interesting.  Each participant got a thick hand-out with each technique being explained on a page or two for future reference. 

And then there were the “lottery” classes in the “Make It University” area sponsored by Quilting Arts/Cloth Paper Scissors.  Up to 15 minutes before each class started, you could put your name in a jar and if your name was drawn, you got into the class.  I got into all six of the classes I tried for, which was fabulous!  The very best one was the last, “Surviving the Runway.”  I won’t go into too many details, but it involved making an “outlandish couture item” representing either the 70s, 80s, 90s or 2000s, using the materials provided.  (Unfortunately the materials provided were really awful, tacky things like Fun Foam, pom-poms, chenille stems, feathers and colored duct tape.)  You could “earn” extra materials by doing embarrassing things such as singing the Brady Bunch theme song or moonwalking.  I made a pair of gi-normous earrings representing the 80s; one says “radical” and the other says “just say no.”  (I made liberal use of pom-poms and the ric-rac I earned by singing the theme song to the Flintstones.) The event culminated with approximately 20 women dressed in Fun Foam gyrating to Van Halen’s Dancing in the Street in front of approximately seven thousand complete strangers.  Yes, I was one of them, and yes, it was super fun.  Even more fun than shopping!

Did I mention they had shopping?  Only over 1,000 vendors!  Here’s a look at a tiny portion of them from an upper floor:

vendors

I did quite well when it came to the shopping; I had budgeted $300, but ended up only spending $110, and $40 of that was for a lovely tapestry purse.  (I can’t resist buying purses!)  I think I just became overwhelmed by all the possibilities and worried that I’d overspend.  And while I was excited by a lot of the new techniques I’d learned in classes, I kept thinking I could buy most of the materials at Michael’s, Jo-Ann or Hobby Lobby when I got home and save $$ with a coupon!

There were many beautiful and unique quilts at the show, of course, and I’ll share my favorites in a future post.  In the meantime, here’s a photo (borrowed from another site) of the Best in Show winner, Caryl Bryer Fallert.  Her quilt is called On the Wings of a Dream.  If you look closely, you can see the faint outline of a flying bird (possibly a heron?).  It was an honor to see this quilt in person; it’s so beautiful it actually brought a tear to my eye!  One can only imagine the hours of work that go into creating something so special.  As I said, I’ll never be a quilter, but I can certainly appreciate those who are and who do such amazing work.

OnTheWings

Art for Autism Begins!

October 1, 2009

The preview has started over at Art Now for Autism, and I hope you’ll take a few minutes to check out the wonderful variety of artwork that can be purchased beginning October 5th.  

My friend and colleague Leslie Pace made some amazing hematite necklaces and bracelets to donate to the cause.  She has only been making jewelry for a couple of years, but it has turned out to be her calling!

pace4a

Leslie was overwhelmed to discover that one of her beautiful necklaces was chosen to be featured on the Art Now for Autism flyer this year.  I’m so proud of her!

Sweeeeeet Road Trip

September 23, 2009

So one of my favorite blogs is the inimitable Cake Wrecks, which features ”professional cakes gone horribly wrong.”  The cakes alone are enough to inspire mild amusement, disgust and/or just plain bafflement, but blog owner Jen’s commentary takes it to a whole new level.  If you need a good daily dose of hilarity, I highly recommend it.  I laughed so hard I actually stopped breathing the first time I read Cake Wrecks.  (It was the Thanksgiving turkey cake that resembled “a weird smiley face with its hair on fire” that did me in.)

So I was ridiculously excited when Jen announced that a) she had written a Cake Wrecks book and b) she was going on a book-signing tour, commencing in Orlando.  MapQuest informed me that Borders was a mere 137 miles away by car.  And I just happen to have a car.  It was like fate!

cakewrecks sign sr

When I arrived (quite early), the bakers commissioned to provide a cake for the occasion were just getting set up.  They did an amazing job, combining several “wrecks” into one glorious cake.

cakewrecks cake sr

Shortly after I took this photo, one of the decorators added some roses and leaves to the bottom of the carrot, at which point I informed her that the cake was getting “too pretty” and that she may want to reconsider.  (This was supposed to be a “wreck,” after all.)

Jen and her husband presented a slideshow of their favorite cakes and took questions from the audience.  How cute is she, anyway?  And just as funny in person.  (Thankfully I did not stop breathing.)

jen cakewrecks sr

Afterwards, they judged the cupcake contest.  Alas, mine did not win (I knew I should have gone with the mildly obscene design I first thought of).  When it was time for the actual book signing (and cake serving), the considerably large crowd started mobbing the podium – it was literally “crunch time.”  Before long, I became overheated and claustrophobic, so I just grabbed a piece of cake for my husband* and left.  Yes, before I got my book signed!  But it’s cool – I had a great time and I’m really enjoying the book.  So it doesn’t have a Sharpie scribble in it – meh!  I’m really okay with that.  :)

(* Because, ironically, I don’t eat sugar.  Read this book and you’ll likely give it up, too.)

So what road trip would be complete without at least one visit to a thrift store?  None that I know of.  I stopped at an awesome Goodwill in Wildwood on my way to Orlando and found several items that made my heart go pitter-pat!  First, this box of vintage get-well cards.

vintage notecards

The pinkness!  The lace!  Roses!  Birds!  Kittens!  ::sigh::  “Seven large cards, seven small cards, seven personal notes” with an original price of $2.50.  The box was thoroughly taped shut (with packing tape, alas), but I was thrilled to discover later that most of the cards are still in there.

inside notecard box

99 cents!  Also found a wedding guest book for the same price.  The cover is a little beat-up, but it’s filled with beautiful, high-quality paper.

guest book

I’m going to alter the cover and use it for something special.  (No, I haven’t decided for what yet – that will come at some point down the road.)  Also snagged a package of awesome luncheon napkins for 59 cents.  There was only one missing!

napkin sr

There are so many cool things you can do with napkins.  I like to glue them down as backgrounds in collage.  You can decoupage them onto eggs for Easter (a la Martha Stewart) or onto large wooden beads.

Finally, there was this small photo album for 59 cents.  It looked to me like a Papaya Art design, though it may not be.  I very much love their style, so even if it’s a knock-off, I still consider it a great find!

possibly papaya

Birdie Num-Num

September 5, 2009

I have mixed feelings about birds.  Who doesn’t love their beautiful colors,  melodious song, and enviable gift of flight? Yet, if you ever get close to one, examine its scaly feet and peer into its disturbingly inhuman eye (you can only peer into one at a time, as they’re located on opposite sides of its head), you can’t help but notice these signs of its lizard ancestry, and maybe you shudder…just a little. 

So yes, mixed feelings.  When viewed from a reasonable distance or heard singing in a tree (and not, say, flying at me with the intent of pecking out my eyes, a la Alfred Hitchcock), I love me a bird.  Which is why I started a little paper quilt project a couple months ago with a bird theme.  

I worked on this one square at a time over the course of several weeks, keeping certain elements consistent so that the project would work as a whole despite that the parts were made separately.  Each bird is stamped with Memories chestnut brown ink and each square contains either one or three buttons.  The edges were finished with ribbon and pom-pom trim.  (I won’t tell you what my husband calls pom-pom trim.)

bird paper quilt

And for those of you who read the post title and thought this was going to be about Peter Sellers, I apologize.  :)

“Cheep” Donation

August 16, 2009

Last night I finished another wall hanging to donate to Art Now for Autism.  If you’re an artist, please consider making a piece to donate.  If you’re not, it’s a great opportunity to acquire something wonderful and help a great cause at the same time.  The preview starts October 1st and the reverse auction on the fifth – hope to see you there!

I collaged three 5″ canvases with images of birds wearing crowns, various papers and paints.  The canvases are mounted on an unusual background – ceiling tile!  It has a neat texture and takes paint very well, though you have to wet the surface first so that it doesn’t absorb too quickly.  The beaded trim is the same I used on my tag wall hanging (see previous post) – I rather love this stuff for adding a bit of sparkle and texture.

royal plumage sr

I call this “Royal Plumage.”  Here’s a close-up of the center canvas.  Aren’t these birds the cutest with their little crowns?

royal plumage detail sr

A Worthy Cause

July 23, 2009

Do you make jewelry, paint,  collage, stitch or otherwise create art?  Please consider using your talent to benefit autism research by donating a piece or two to Art Now for Autism.  There’s still plenty of time to create, and you need only send a photo rather than the piece itself – couldn’t be easier!  :)

This year will feature a reverse auction, with prices starting at $90 and dropping to $30 at the end.  If you are not an artist, this is a wonderful chance to acquire some fabulous pieces for a very reasonable price, while benefiting a very worthy cause.

I made a collage set on canvas a few days ago to donate and hope to do a few more before the deadline, which is September 1st.  This is the main piece, which is 8×10.

golden days main sr

These two accompanying pieces are 5″ square each.

golden days sides sr

I envision them hanging together like this, where the flowers will form a visual triangle.  But of course, whoever buys them can hang them in whatever configuration they like!

golden days together sr

The auction preview starts October 1st.  I hope to see you there!  :)

There Are No Finer

July 17, 2009

So, probably your average fan of Disney’s Lady and the Tramp adores the titular character, a sweet, floppy-eared beauty, and the lovable dogs that come to her aid.

lady and dogs

Personally, I’m more enamored of the “villains” in this story; a pair of (literal) Siamese twins that stir up all kinds of mischief and leave disaster in their wake.  Like their overly indulgent owner, I find them quite precious.

si and am

Yes, these are “Si” and “Am,” the unimaginatively named duo who terrorize a bird and a goldfish and wreak havoc in Lady’s owners’ house.  You can almost hear them singing, can’t you?

We are Siamese, if you please

We are Siamese, if you don’t please

We are former residents of Siam

There are no finer cat than we am

But wait – why are they wearing glitter glue and gemstone collars?  It’s because they used to be on a T-shirt and are now decorating my laptop bag.  Fed-Ex is supposed to deliver my new laptop today (took the day off work to sign for it - whoo-hoo!) and so I thought I’d spend my long wait doing something constructive.  And related.  :)  

I bought the plain black laptop bag at Joann’s, did some cutting and glueing (I love you, Fabri-Tac!) and voila.  Interestingly, the floral ribbon, twill tape and ball fringe trim were given to me by others, so I think of this as a sort of collaboration.

siamese laptop bag

(That T-shirt never did fit, anyway.)

Your Favorite Book

July 10, 2009

That’s the theme of the book I sent ’round to be altered by five wonderful artists over the past few months. I got my book back awhile ago and absolutely lurve it. One of the gals showed us how to make a slide show (isn’t it awesome?!) so we can show off these fabulous spreads!

Barbara’s book is Garden Spells. What a gorgeous garden! I just love the pastel colors. Tammy did The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, and her lion is about the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen! Seriously, I want one.

Linda chose The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency, and her spread makes me totally want to read this book! Lisa’s very elegant, serene spread is in honor of A Tree Grows in Brooklyn. Nice work!

Cindy created a very fitting royal tribute for The Autobiography of Henry VIII – wow, love the colors in this one – and I chose to do Memoirs of a Geisha. All in all, a very diverse and fascinating selection of favorite books. I’m definitely going to add some of these to my “TBR”* pile! (Not that I can see a light at the end of that particular tunnel as it is!)

* = to be read (hopefully within this lifetime)

The Saga…

July 2, 2009

It’s been ages since I posted; mainly because I started the huge, mind-boggling project of cleaning out my closets two weeks ago and there’s still just barely an end in sight. But it will be nice to have things (somewhat) organized. Eventually.

So last night, I’m driving home from work…

driving home

Now normally I am a bit of a speed demon, but when I’m driving late at night (it was about 11:30), I make sure to keep close to the speed limit, ’cause in this little town I have to drive through, the cops really don’t have much to do besides look for speeders. It’s one of those places where the sidewalks roll up at 9:00 p.m. and the only things moving after that are stray animals, cars passing through on their way to somewhere more interesting, and potted plants hanging on porches (and that’s only if it’s windy).

So I’m tooling along on the straight & narrow path, along with a couple of other cars, when suddenly I notice blue lights behind me. All three of us pull over to get out of his way, and the only thing I feel is mild surprise that something cop-worthy has apparently happened in this tiny, dead town for a change.

But then, WTH?!  He pulls in behind me! And I’m all like…

innocent

So the cop comes up to my window shining his big ol’ flashlight in my car and he’s looking at me like I’m possibly dangerous or tipsy…

sober

…and asks for my license and registration. The first part is easy, my driver’s license is right there in the new fancy quilted fabric wallet I just bought at the Beall’s Outlet in this same little town about a month ago. The second part – well, not so much. I know my registration is in my glovebox somewhere, but I’ve never been asked for it before.  This was the first time a cop actually asked to see it, oddly enough, and I’ve been pulled over a lot.  And wouldn’t you know it, my glovebox is literally stuffed full of paper napkins and plastic forks from fast-food joints, oil change receipts, uh…certain lady things…OMG, it was embarrassing. Especially when he shined his light in there as I was digging around, and asked, “Does this help?” I was like, yeah, you can read the brand name on those wrappers now, thanks, that’s very helpful. (Gaaah!)

Finally I was able to produce a registration card – likely one of many that were layered in there like some miniature archealogical dig  – and handed it to him, asking, “Is this the right one?” The cop said, “This one is from 2006. But it will do.” (Thank goodness.) He then asked, “Do you know why I pulled you over?” Normally I do know, because, as mentioned before, I’m a bit of a speed demon, but this time I had no clue. He tells me my tag light is out. I’m all like, “Oh, ha-ha! I guess I shouldn’t be surprised! I’ve lost a couple of dashboard lights lately; guess the car is just getting old!” (Ha…ha?) He tells me to “stay in the car, ma’am,” then he says he’ll be right back. And I’m all like, dang, he’s actually going to write me a ticket!  I don’t get tickets!  I always get out of tickets!  WTH?!!  And as it sunk in, I was all…

depressed

I mean, he could have just given me a verbal warning. It’s not like I knew the tag light was out and drove anyway on purpose. I’m not a professional driver; I don’t do a 12-point inspection of my car before I get in it!  Dang, why not go pick on a real criminal?!

These are my thoughts as he’s back there in his car writing the ticket – and taking forever about it, too. When he comes back, he explains that the fine is $78-something, at which point I’m like…

thermometer

And he hurriedly says, “Oh no, don’t worry, it won’t be that much.” He then explains that I have three options. I can get the bulb changed within thirty days and pay a reduced fine (which he explains is something like $25), or I can pay the full fine (though only an idiot would do that), or I could contest the ticket in court. I consider that last option only briefly…

in court

…but then dismiss it immediately (get it? Dismiss?) because I know I wouldn’t stand a chance, and then I’d have to pay even more. So then the cop tells me that the $78 is actually wrong; the fines went up “just today” but because he forgot and used the “old form,” it was only $78. ONLY!!! I actually said out loud, “Gee. Isn’t this my lucky day.” And then I drove home and I was all like…

bad day

…and when I got home I left a note for my sleeping hubby to ask if he’d please buy me a tag light bulb on his way home from work today, and now the best part is going to be when he calls me this afternoon from work and gives me a hard time for getting pulled over.  (Because he will.  Despite that he’s had at least a dozen tickets in his driving career and this is only my second one!!!)

Okay, back to the closets…

How to Make an ATC – Part Deux

May 25, 2009

Challenges are so much fun!  In the “Complicated Swap Lovers” group on Swap-Bot, we’re doing another “How to Make an ATC” swap, and this time the first seven people who signed up got to choose a step in the process.  We had to do these steps in order, leaving out none and adding none, to make our ATC:

1. Start with a patterned background.

2. Outline the edges with a metallic marker or ink pad (any metallic color).

3. Add two or more circles.

4. Draw, glue, sew or otherwise attach an image of your favorite bird.

5. Attach a non-round button or brad.

6. Add a piece of ribbon or fiber.

7. Write, draw or stamp something in ink on the bottom half.

8. Use something found or recycled.

I think it’s pretty obvious just from looking how I did each step, except probably the last one.  The green heart was punched from a paint chip from the home improvement store.  (The color, if you’re interested, is “basil.”  It’s rather nice, isn’t it?)

Oh, and my contribution was number 2.  :)

how to make an atc ii